“WELL BEHAVED TWITTER-ERS SELDOM MAKE HISTORY.” — Sharon God
I’ve yet to hear a good excuse for ultimate teams to NOT have a Twitter account. Even worse than not having an account, though, is having an account and not using that account to its utmost potential.
I’m looking at you, @Bama_Ultimate.
It’s easy. Login to your team’s Twitter account on a smart phone, hand that phone over to the funniest and/or most intelligent and/or trolliest person (sometimes this is one person, AKA the HOLY TRINITY) on your team and let the hilarity ensue.
If I missed your team or anyone you think might be a good follow on Twitter,
I’ll be the judge of that leave it in the comments.
COLLEGE TEAM ACCOUNTS
Because I called you out for not being interesting enough on Twitter. Be great on the field (CHECK) and better off it (MEH).
NOT a breathing machine for Pickle’s dick. Unfortunately.
They rarely tweet, and almost never follow anyone else. Fucking Uptown hipsters.
Solid account, I like their rookie intros this fall.
Don’t see enough of these guys on Twitter, probably because cow-tipping. Also, more cowbell (AKA noise AKA trash talk) please. #HailState #WeBelieve
Not much to see here on Twitter.
I’d like to see more heckling of in-state rivals in typical Ole Miss fan fashion. Give Amit the phone and let the flame wars ensue.
Tries so hard.
They have an account!
Alabama’s B Team might be more interesting on Twitter than the A team. Gotta win at something!
Lipscomb. There’s just so much we can do with that name.
Louisiana College. Hopefully plays in the Series this year.
Tulane women, did a good job of live-tweeting games/tournaments last season.
Dark Horse is the men’s team, NIGHT MARE is the women’s team. See what they did there?!? I love themes.
Southern Miss ladies.
Provides some good, local-ish coverage of the women’s game.
CLUB TEAM ACCOUNTS
Best club team in the Section, wish they’d post more because I think there are some clever guys on this team.
These guys #DGAF if they’re on this list or not, but you should follow them if you enjoy legitimately laughing out loud.
Snooze-fest, proving once again that being good at Twitter is an old man’s game.
Not enough posting.
Young club team in the Baton Rouge area.
BAMA SECS NOTABLES
Prepare yourself for the CAPS LOCK onslaught of your life. Also, relentlessly and hilariously live-tweets movies, NBA games, real life and other nonsense.
The guy does @bamasecs and his own account. He’s just like me, a Twitter
junkie addict loser aficionado.
Mine again. Because shameless self-promotion.
Former Tulane player, now with Sockeye, also dominates on Twitter. Intelligent and funny. You’ll feel smarter following this guy.
One of the brain-childs of @JockamoUltimate. ‘Nuff said.
Wish he’d post more, because he’s quality and insightful.
The legend himself. His tweets are protected (bummer), which is what you should do to yourself if you meet this guy in a dark alley. #butterflyknife